Metroscope
Ink Spotted
Theory of Relativity Wade Rouse is the author of four hilarious memoirs about his lovely gay life; his most recent—hitting shelves in February—is called It’s All Relative: Two Families, Three Dogs, 34 Holidays and 50 Boxes of Wine. It may be a big title, but the book more than lives up to it. Each of its essays is based around a holiday—including the big ones (particularly insane Halloween costumes, wonderfully bizarre Eater traditions ), the seldom-celebrated (uncover the gay Mecca that is Home Depot on Arbor Day) and the not-quite-holidays (Oscar Night predictions never seemed more desperately important). For more information, visit Wade’s web site at WadeRouse.com, and to read some of Wade’s beautiful columns for Metrosource, head to Metrosource.com and click “columnists.”