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Pup To You A dog can bring a smile to the face the most hard-hearted people, but—sadly—collections of stories about pets tend to be so saccharine they can leave a bad taste in the mouth of even the most ardent pet lover. Fortunately, we’ve found a collection of pet stories even a cynic can appreciate: I’m Not the Biggest Bitch in this Relationship. At turns laugh-out-loud funny and wipe-away-a-tear touching, this collection of stories captures how our dogs can both be neurotic, bratty, entitled, ridiculous and still somehow the loves of our lives. This wonderfully gay-inclusive collection was edited by one of our favorite memoir authors Wade Rouse and includes contributions by the likes of funny lady Chelsea Handler, hilarious Ugly Betty star Alec Mapa, noted lesbian activist Rita Mae Brown, the Sweet Potato Queen herself Jill Conner Browne and many more.